norespect: (Making fun of Lester. Everyone should.)
Mr. Wrench ([personal profile] norespect) wrote2014-09-05 10:39 pm

Box Inventory

FUCK YEAH: An Easy Bake ULTIMATE Oven, fuckin' right. MOTHER FUCKING DINO BOTS

WEAPONS: A handgun with a box of ammo half empty.

TOILETRIES: One-ply TP, baking soda toothpaste with no flavoring, and a few tiny hotel-sized shampoo bottles.

BEDDING/HOUSE STUFF: The coolest bedding ever. Don't be jealous.

CLOTHES: A pair of khaki pants most likely being used for other purposes and a pair of rubber boots.

PET SHIT: A fucking abomination straight from hell octo kitten, it's a girl and multiple bright eye searing colors. A couple cans of fancy feast and one of those colorful feathers on a stick. Also a catnip-laced toy mouse.

TOOLS/CLEANING SHIT: 1 box of nails, 1 screwdriver, 1 box of screws, assorted nuts and bolts, a wrench, 1 crowbar, 1 electric drill, 1 hand-saw, 1 vacuum cleaner, a mop, a broom, 2 gallons of bleach, 1 bottle of Windex, 1 bottle of Pine Sol, and 2 generic detergents.